Really, Parenting?!?

Really, Parenting?!?

Kourtney Kardashian has appeared on a number of ridiculous tabloid covers. Incredibly, though, Parenting has managed to top them all.

On its official website, this magazine claims to offer "mom tips you can't live without," only to them cover its latest issue with... Kourtney Kardashian.

Offering up such nuggets as "I have no desire to go out," except when I get paid for letting the paparazzi follow me and when I'll soon appear on a reality show that chronicles my life, yet doesn't even show my son, Kourtney Kardashian opens up to the publication about life as a parent.

In response, allow THG to equally open: if you need parenting tips from Kourtney Kardashian, you might want to rethink motherhood.

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Isn't this just adorable? Kourtney Kardashian plays with her son for the world to see.

Know what would make this photo really cute? If Kourtney Kardashian wasn't posing with her child for a magazine.

Kourtney Kardashian poses here with son Mason. She happens to be doing it while getting paid for a national magazine.

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Kourtney Kardashian Hosted Ciroc New Year’s Eve Party

So this is why Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick traveled to Miami: Kourtney hosted the Ciroc New Year’s Eve party with Newyearseve.com. It was held at The Rooftop at The Gansevoort Hotel.

How do you like Kourtney’s dress? I think the dress is pretty, but I don’t think it’s the most flattering dress for Kourtney. Are you a fan?

Bold Eye Makeup: Christina Ricci And Kourtney Kardashian

As much as I tend to rant about the comeback of some 80s trends that weren't a good idea even in 1985, there's one thing I'm quite happy about (and it's not rollups): colorful eye makeup. Of course, we're not talking Cyndi Lauper or Pete Burns here. Today's green and blue eye shadows and bold eyeliners are a far cry from what we had then, and we wear them differently. If we know what's good for us, that is.

The trick is to keep it simple and only use one bright eyeliner or shadow at a time. So even if those makeup palette are a gorgeous mosaic of color (see the new one from Chanel), use them separately. Christina Ricci here is wearing a well-blended silvery color with a hint of sage green. I think she's adorable.

But then we have Kourtney Kardashian showing us how a very similar color can go wrong:




Photos of Christina Ricci and Kourtney Kardashian: The Superficial